- Laurell K. Hamilton (via prompto)
glad i can always count on my parents to make me feel shittier when im already upset
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was
Every single time