aphrodisianbaby:

i need to love a girl the way Aphrodite loved Sappho

incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

You know what? I’m just gonna fuckin’ say it. We need to romanticize the relationship between Ares and Aphrodite more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we all like to characterize them as the mean jock and dumb bitchy prep cheerleader who cheats on her wonderful and kind if conventionally unattractive husband because he’s not jacked or whatever, but how about we move past that Middle School level interpretation of things and look at it from another perspective.

Let’s look at it this way. Hephaestus shows up one day, kidnaps the queen of the Gods, his mother, and demands Aphrodite as his wife for the shitty life he’s had thus far. He doesn’t love Aphrodite. Not really. She’s a consolation prize. A pretty little bauble he can have around his workshop and occasionally have sex with.

Aphrodite isn’t some shallow and vapid bitch who cheats on her loving husband. She’s a powerful woman, a fucking child of Ouranos himself, and she’s the Goddess of LOVE, forced into a loveless marriage with someone who only sees her as a possession. She cheats on him with Ares because Ares isn’t the strong and charming yet deeply flawed man who really does love her.

Hephaestus has the gall to demand Aphrodite be loyal to him? MY man, you essentially press-ganged the Goddess of Love into a loveless marriage. HOW DID YOU THINK IT WAS GOING TO GO?!

I feel for Hephaestus, I really do. He got dealt a shit hand and he’s absolutely a sympathetic character, but I think it’s time we stopped hating on the Goddess of Love for being with the person she loves, rather than the man who forced her into a truly miserable and doomed union.

crazycatsiren:

Make friends with all the pigeons as a devotional act to Aphrodite. 🐦

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Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

windu:

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Ya leíste esto. No hay vuelta atrás. Pide un deseo. Hazlo con todas tus fuerzas y rebloguea. Se cumplirá.

cris-44:

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the-girl-shojo:

sinilusionesnohaydecepciones:

lovetosb:

justignacia:

aprueba-de-vidas:

l4st-h0p3:

pickingup—-thepieces:

humo-en-el-salon:

fragmentos-rotos:

cremademani:

ilusiones-deamor:

:(( que se cumpla porfa u.u

NECESITO TINTA EN MI IMPRESORA, SI ESO SE CUMPLE SERÍA LA PERSONA MÁS FELIZ ;___________;

Por favor!! D: Se debe cumplir ><

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Ay weón, me funcionó la otra vez hasgfgadshkgfhsgadhfhadskfghdgskahfgsdagfhgasjkgjdjgs so, lets do this again fsdghak .

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Porfa porfaaa ❤😭

El mismo deceso de siempre :(

ojalá se cumpla… c 

Ojalá y sirva

Pasar el examen de universidad

Tiene que funcionar 😕

toriana2nice:

kevin was literally an accessory like nick and joe were the jonas brothers and kevin was their chaperone, not even that, he was their dog

dkatya:

Somewhere in northern Italy

penicillium-pusher:

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

goodgirlgonemmad:

Reblog if you’re gay and want a girlfriend